Poster Kimani from Something Awful is an expert in everything and has been featured in dramatic readings by Fragmaster and Bill Roper on GFW’s Hero of the Web segment. Behold some his wisdom on a variety of topics. Taken from SA forums.
women vs video games:
“Getting women” as if they are objects to do what? gently caress them and forget about it? Some life. “Getting women” improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being “playa”s. Who gives a drat about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment?
Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form – by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, loving some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
You get the benefit of enjoying an experience that billions of people haven’t already done to death. You get the benefit of enjoying an art form. Notice here that I am not approaching games as some h4rdc0r3 EL THREE THREE TEE jerk – I’m going about it in ways much like a movie buff would appreciate film. For tangible benefits, in competitive games, you are constantly pushed to not only complete a task, but learn to do it better and better. You learn to be quick on your feet, smart, and precise.
Oh, and popular television gives you a point of conversation with the lowest common denominator of people. And we all know that mediocrity is something to strive for, am I right?
on exercise:
I ride a bike everywhere but besides that no. My weight is just fine, although it could be a tad less. I can achieve that by eating less, not that I eat all that much.
There’s no real point in making any significant effort to exercise. As long as your diet isn’t poo poo, and you’re not on the couch all day, you’re not going to benefit from your efforts in any way shape or form. You get strong? Well that’s good and all, but what are you going to use it for?
on women and fitness:
If there are benefits, I don’t really see them. All I see are macho testosterone fueled reasons like doing well in fights / being intimidating so you avoid fights, lifting things, and impressing women. And the last one I don’t even think is true, or even all that desirable – what kind of women, after all, are attracted to men based off looks and muscles?
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