Square Enix announced FFXIII for the 360 at the end of a long an boring conference and the meltdowns have begun. All of a sudden PS3 owners are left with a 599 bluray player.
Neogaf meltdowns begin on this page
A very confused poster on GAF begins the thread on this topic with
Gamespots E3 page for the Microsoft conference shows some images titled “Final Fantasy XIII (X360)” in the bottom right corner under “E308 images”. Can’t find a thread about it anywhere, and just started watching the conference so maybe I missed it.
people reply
Some idiot somehow confused Fallout 3, with FFXIII…
and then you get this along with 500 Errors on the server from all the F5s
FINAL FANTASY XIII CONFIRMED FOR 360
MELTDOWN OF EPIC PROPORTIONS COMMENCE
1up meltdown in progress ”
Shane from 1up “Shit just got real”
sony has just lost it’s biggest eclusive what does the SDF on GAF say?
Originally Posted by Snidely Whiplash:Sony still wins. Exclusives>multi-platform games. Gears looks exactly like the first, and Fable 2′s failure to live up to the hype will be lol worthy again. Who cares about FF anyways? Xbots are hilarious
its not pretty on the ps3 forums, but nothing beats the total meltdown on their live thread
it begins with this happy post.
haha last reminant is also coming for pc and thank god no bomb shells like FF13 going multi
and then goes to:
PS3GamerKyle:
OMG! is that Final fantasy 13? oh god..deniled
Showed final fantasy 13 to xbox conference first…. unbelievable. I am about to throw upCan’t speak…. Don’t know what to say
Jeff-DSA:Three weeks ago: ÂKaz walks into the Square Enix’s offices, sees an Xbox 360 dev kit.
Kaz: Hah, still working on those 2nd-tier franchises, huh? Well, you gotta fund the Final Fantasy projects somehow, right?
SE: Yeah…about that Kaz, we need to talk about something. E3 is coming up and we’ve got a few announcements to make.
Kaz: Yes, like FFXIII coming to PS3 exclusively!
SE: Well, that wouldn’t be an announcement, since we already said that before. I guess this is both an announcement and a retraction.
Kaz: Wha…what do you mean?
SE: We’re taking FFXIII to the 360.
Kaz spends the next minute letting his blood boil. He’s not sure what to do, suddenly, over in lobby next to the some couches he notices a rack with People, Time, Newsweek, and other various magazines all available for reading. Immediately he knows what to do.
SE: No! NOT OUR RACK! Kaz, you…
Kaz shoves the rack with full force, and the magazines scatter as the rack skitters across the lobby. In a flash, Kaz is out the front door.
SE: So, who is going to pick this up? Didn’t we hire a few more helper monkeys after that MS check came in? Get them on it.
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So many fanboy meltdowns, so little time:
http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/167214253/p1
…..but this was like every bone was being ripped out of my body when I saw the end of that press conference.
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I really don’t want to be on the earth right now anymore. I’m not specifically talking suicide(even though I feel that way somewhat), but I need to get into another world. Like a dream, a video game, or television show etc. I need to do something to get my mind of all of this. Am I taking it way too seriously? Probably, but I, like every human lacks any type of control over their emotions. This is just how I feel And right now I’m so emotionally unstable that I just felt the need to type all of this and I don’t care how it looks.
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Square just shot themselves in the foot.
I don’t know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I’m an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It’s not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square’s games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.
Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye.
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